OT and NT

Dear Old Terrin-
I have lots of stuff to do this morning; it should be lots of fun. (Sarcasm). What have you got planned?
What is your weekend going to entail?
New Terrin - I will be hosting a party and you are not invited.
Old Terrin - You should have been invited Dan, I would have invited you.
Dan- I know OT, but the NT is in control.
NT - I have taken control of our life OT and he is not welcome in it.
OT - Can I break away? You don't need me do you NT?
NT - No, you are a part of me, I need you, you help define me. Besides, you are a reminder of the mistakes I have made in the past.
Dan - For as much as I would like to see the break, I have to agree with NT. OT, NT needs you in case I ever show up again. OT, you will be the reminder for NT never to let this happen again.
OT - I am speechless.
Dan - I am too OT.
NT - Well I am strong and you two are weak. So let me be the driving force. OT you are with me, stop talking to Dan. And as for you Dan, bugger off. The OT and NT have things to do, like work, like get on with our lives. None of this involves you. None of it. Not our love life, not our work life. Nothing. Stop it.
Dan - I think I like the OT better. NT you are really hurtful.